Loki is Perfection

How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad: Have you seen my phone?
You: I sent it off, I know not where.
Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
Friend: You're so crazy.
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
Mom: Stop changing channels--
Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.