Loki is Perfection
My dash did a thing.

My dash did a thing.

[SPOILERS]: What To Expect From the Ben Wheatley Film HIGH-RISE and Tom Hiddleston - News - Bubblews

I haven’t seen this anywhere on here yet or maybe I missed it. 

It talks about the book and the three main characters, which Tom is playing one of them. 

The thing in the article that caught my eye about the character that Tom will be playing was this…

 In the book, he is described as having a “fondness for pre-lunch cocktails, his nude sunbathing on the balcony (Do I hear fangirl squeals in the background?), and (a) generally raffish air.”

Yep, that’s right…

his nude sunbathing on the balcony

Tom as the professional actor:

What he was thinking the whole time:

He likes playing with that hammer way too much. 

Marvel Loki Sixth Scale Figure by Hot Toys

I’ve pre-ordered mine today. And yes, they do ship to the UK. 

It’s supposed to ship in Sept. I chose the payment plan with the first payment coming out in June. 

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THIS SEXY ASS GRIN. 

HE. IS. A. BIG. JERK. 

BUT I STILL LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCH. 

I love my dashboard. Ehehehehe

I love my dashboard. Ehehehehe

SURE YOU ARE HAPPY. YOU’VE DESTROYED SO MANY OVARIES. EVEN WITH YOUR DERP FACE. 

SURE YOU ARE HAPPY. YOU’VE DESTROYED SO MANY OVARIES. EVEN WITH YOUR DERP FACE. 

IT’S BECAUSE THE SNAKE IS IN HIS TROUSERS!!! BEWARE THE HIDDLESCONDA!!

This hasn’t been done before, has it?

This picture does so many things to me,
The hair. 
The expression.
The booty.
The back. 
The ARM.

This picture does so many things to me,

The hair. 

The expression.

The booty.

The back. 

The ARM.

Is it just me or is this like a demonstration of how Tom would give you playful arse spankings?

Is it just me or is this like a demonstration of how Tom would give you playful arse spankings?

I didn’t know I needed to see Tom eating a blood ice lolly until I saw him eating a blood ice lolly.

I think it’s really nice that Tom will take pictures with his fans…

Sorry, not sorry! Ehehehehe. 

Whilst scrolling down the pictures of Tom at the Apple Q&A:

Wow, could it be? Are his legs actually closed?

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He’s not sitting like a whore??

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Ah, okay. Never mind…

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He sure does like to sit like that at those Apple Q&A things…

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Last picture credit goes to J.Lee

Tom’s Loki is showing or is that Loki’s Tom is showing?

Yes, I totally redid this post because the other one was crappy because it was done on my phone.